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“Take my advice and don’t wait until the week before your birthday to get your CE done. Trust me, somebody always dies, gets ill, needs a ride to the airport, has a house fire, or elopes with the village idiot. Look, for all we know, Godzilla is real, and about to do battle with Mothra this year. In various New York State locales. ” Continue reading
I can only imagine the scene in the Family Quarters of the White House last night. Barak has dried Michelle’s tears, (or, more likely, she’s dried his), and they are hugging each other. Continue reading
One of my neighbors, seeing the precautions I’d taken for a then ten-year-old car with dents and rust made some derisive comments about wasting money on protecting something so old and out of date. I responded by asking him whether his wife still carried life insurance on his old and out of date self, which shut him up. Continue reading